To save our lives

Dyke-odin, are you ready to boobies boobies boobies???

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:54:13 GMT

Hizke says:
fuck
Hizke says:
you are so damn clever!!!
WardErin says:
naw just high
Hizke says:
L O L
Hizke says:
that is the best response
WardErin says:
i took a vicodin a bit ago and when i was feelin' mighty fine and saw the ladies out on the town i took a dyke-odin and won them all over
WardErin says:
now i got them all over here playing strip poker mud wrestling
Hizke says:
hha
Hizke says:
: O~
Hizke says:
oh my God
WardErin says:
wish you could be the ref
Hizke says:
FIRST I HAVE TO ASK MY DOCTOR IF DYKE-ODIN WORKS FOR ME
Hizke says:
when i think about Dyke-odin I envision a genderbent Norse God
WardErin says:
LOL
WardErin says:
YES
Hizke says:
that should be the mascot
WardErin says:
if dyke-odin gives you an erection for over 4 hours contact your physician
Hizke says:
for more dyke-odin FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAH
WardErin says:
more like if it DOESNT
WardErin says:
YEEAAHHHHH
WardErin says:
fuckin best slogan ever
Hizke says:
guitar squealing
WardErin says:
if dyke-odin gives you an erection for over four hours then FUUUUCCK YEEAAHHH PARRTYYYYY
Hizke says:
ha
WardErin says:
we'll play give some tail to the donkey.
WardErin says:
my fav. game you play on a farm with a boner.
Hizke says:
jfdsja
Hizke says:
l o l o l

I dont mind if you dont mind

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:44:25 GMT

Let it be SUNG: there's a giant fucking spider on my deks
Baseballrunner76: you know you just gotta deal with it andOHSHIT A LION GET IN THE CAR
Let it be SUNG: i dotn know where the fuck it wernkldngklsndg
Baseballrunner76: omg i hate that
Baseballrunner76: a lot
Let it be SUNG: lhfdlkmkdlfhd
Baseballrunner76: its
Baseballrunner76: flustering
Let it be SUNG: god dammit
Let it be SUNG: now im anxious and scared and angry
Let it be SUNG: gonna kill that fucker
Let it be SUNG: im a cripple i cant deal with this
Baseballrunner76: lol this is
Baseballrunner76: INFINITELY
Baseballrunner76: AWKWARD
Baseballrunner76: listening to myself singing viva la vida
Baseballrunner76: on the computer
Baseballrunner76: THIS IS AWKWARD
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: fu
Let it be SUNG: n
Let it be SUNG: i hate listening to myself talk
Baseballrunner76: fuck
Let it be SUNG: it's like wtf
Let it be SUNG: is that my voice
Let it be SUNG: fuck that noise
Baseballrunner76: inorigh
Let it be SUNG: bennett
Let it be SUNG: im gonna ask you as a friend.
Let it be SUNG: hurry your ass the fuck up over here and find this spider and kill it
Baseballrunner76: okay be there in a sec
Let it be SUNG: kthnxbai
Let it be SUNG: come be my boyfriend for like
Let it be SUNG: 10 seconds
Let it be SUNG: just cuz im a cripple
Let it be SUNG: be my boyfriend for 10 seconds so i can scream at you and be like
Let it be SUNG: HONEY
Let it be SUNG: THERE'S A MOTHAFUCKIN SPIDER ON MY DEKS
Let it be SUNG: DEKS
Let it be SUNG: DESK!!
Let it be SUNG: I CANT SPEAK ENGLISH KILL THAT NIGGER
Baseballrunner76: DESK
Baseballrunner76: SHIT DESK
Baseballrunner76: is it still there
Let it be SUNG: i dunno i cant find it
Let it be SUNG: dont you hate it when you hit a bug and it disappears
Baseballrunner76: but you MIGHT be able to eat it if you act fast
Baseballrunner76: yeah i hate it
Baseballrunner76: a lot
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: god dammit
Baseballrunner76: especially daddy long legs
Let it be SUNG: BENNET.
Let it be SUNG: T
Let it be SUNG: FUCKING BOYFRIEND TIME
Let it be SUNG: DO THIS SHIT IM A CRIPPLE
Baseballrunner76: NO
Baseballrunner76: THATS SO FUCKING RANDOM
Baseballrunner76: CRIPPLES CAN'T REMOVE SPIDERS FROM DESKS IN WHICH THEY'RE ALREADY SITTING AT?
Let it be SUNG: remember when you were my husband in sears :' )
Baseballrunner76: :')
Let it be SUNG: NO I CANT DO SHIT CUZ IM A CRIPPLE
Let it be SUNG: IM GONNA CRIPPLE MYSELF WORSE TRYING TO KILL IT
Let it be SUNG: CUZ IM GONNA GET FREAKED OUT AND MOVE AROUND AND FALL
Let it be SUNG: GOD DAMMIT
Let it be SUNG: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SHITTY BOYFRIEND?!
Baseballrunner76: because bear

sigh...good thing he isn't really my boyfriend

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:44:13 GMT

lol I'm getting there Jocelyn..I'll get there some day...I guess

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:00:02 GMT

baseballrunner76: i watched a racist comedian
baseballrunner76: last night
baseballrunner76: a black guy
baseballrunner76: racist against white people
baseballrunner76: fuck them
baseballrunner76: all black people are racist against whites
Let it be SUNG: lawl white people
baseballrunner76: and yet we're not allowed to be racist
Let it be SUNG: crackas are stupid
Let it be SUNG: amirite
baseballrunner76: yoz
Let it be SUNG: like duh white man like dem califownia rawls
Let it be SUNG: an' im like
Let it be SUNG: crackah u eatin califownia rawls at ah sushi place?!
baseballrunner76: LOLQUE
Let it be SUNG: nigga i never even ea'en sushi!!
baseballrunner76: LOL
Let it be SUNG: buh if ah did i woulden git no califownia rawl
Let it be SUNG: cuz tha shit ain sushi
Let it be SUNG: i'd get tha nasty stawf
baseballrunner76: what is even
baseballrunner76: happeningright now
Let it be SUNG: like tha fried chicken rawl
baseballrunner76: holy FUCK i want a fried chicken roll
Let it be SUNG: i dont even know where im going with this
Let it be SUNG: i think
Let it be SUNG: instead of making it sound black
Let it be SUNG: i made i sound like randy newman was doing standup
baseballrunner76: LMAO

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:24:48 GMT

Life is hard

But so am I

You'd better give me something so I don't die

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:14:19 GMT

OOMMMMMGGGG I HAD THE BEST DREAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUUUCCKKKK I'm such a double lesbian

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:15:02 GMT

Let it be SUNG: so i was walking home from the store
Let it be SUNG: and there was a crippled retard next to me
baseballrunner76: lolwut
Let it be SUNG: and he was like could you help me across the street
Let it be SUNG: and i said
Let it be SUNG: god dammit this world would be a fucking better place if you just dropped dead then he tried to cross the street on his own and a bus hit him
Let it be SUNG: feels good man
baseballrunner76: WHAT THE FUCK
baseballrunner76: I DIDNT FUCKING EXPECT THAT AT ALL
baseballrunner76: YOU BITCH
Let it be SUNG: me either
Let it be SUNG: then i thought to myself
Let it be SUNG: oh wait it isnt crippled retards i hate
Let it be SUNG: it's nazis
Let it be SUNG: dammit
Let it be SUNG: oh well
Let it be SUNG: and i just walked home
baseballrunner76: LOLLLLL
baseballrunner76: fuck you erin I love you

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:50:36 GMT

Dear stomach flu:

thank you for helping me lose 10 pounds

yours truly,

Erin

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 04:29:02 GMT

Edit
Erin is going with Plan A ('cause it really is the way to go). 5:52pm
- 3 Comments
Natalie Goldberg at 8:53pm November 7
I'm sayin!
Erin Schwarz at 9:17pm November 7
fo sho without a doubt plan A is always the way to go

My motto:

Plan A: B-cuz you'll C it's awesome.
Natalie Goldberg at 8:49am November 8
OMG I'm keeping you

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:48:21 GMT

Let it be SUNG: Erin Schwarz at 3:29pm November 5
here let me settle this;

it's stupid to vote on because it doesn't effect your life in the slightest.

If prop 8 didn't pass, your life would be exactly the same. It did pass, your life is exactly the same.

What about the gays? You just fucked up their lives because you wanted to shove your beliefs on them.

Just think about that.
I Collect Heads: nice
Let it be SUNG: Ryan Crane at 3:31pm November 5

i came to my reason by logic and facts. i just dont think gays should be allowed to marry, i dont hate gays i just think if they can have a domestic partnership thats fine cuz marriage is a religious thing.

Erin Schwarz at 3:31pm November 5

you didnt answer me. how. does. it. effect. your. life

Ryan Crane at 3:32pm November 5

it doesnt i guess

Let it be SUNG: wanna hear something even better
Let it be SUNG: this kid got kicked out of agoura cuz he threatened to come to school and kill everyone with a gun
I Collect Heads: WHAT
Let it be SUNG: um ya
Let it be SUNG: he was in my grade
Let it be SUNG: and last year during econ everyone was writing shit on the whiteboard
Let it be SUNG: and he went up and wrote i wish i could kill you call with a gun
Let it be SUNG: and so they suspended him and then told him he couldnt come back until he went to a therapist
Let it be SUNG: and he went and the therapist told the school he couldnt come back
I Collect Heads: jeeze
I Collect Heads: omg
Let it be SUNG: the therapist was like he's not psycho like he's gonna kill anyone but he has mental problems and shouldn't be around these kids
I Collect Heads: yea totally
Let it be SUNG: cuz what if one of them really does set him off
I Collect Heads: serious
I Collect Heads: agoura could set almost anyone off
I Collect Heads: not to mention someone on the edge
Let it be SUNG: haha i know right
Let it be SUNG: so they're like uuhhh
Let it be SUNG: you can go to this nice little school here kid
Let it be SUNG: http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v126/35/31/527089677/n527089677_156311_8022.jpg doesnt he totally look like someone who would come to school with a gun
Let it be SUNG: and everyone was SO scared the day they said he couldnt come back
Let it be SUNG: there were police outside the school just incase he tried to come or anything lopl
I Collect Heads: you talk to the kid who wants to kill people?
Let it be SUNG: no he added me forever ago, i had no idea who he was
Let it be SUNG: he added me like two years ago
I Collect Heads: jesus
Let it be SUNG: and i never talked to him, then i found out it was that kid, and i guess it never crossed my mind to unadd him as a friend or anything lol
Let it be SUNG: but i keep seeing his status thing pop up everywhere
Let it be SUNG: saying i voted yes on 8 and now gays are mad why that's discrimination
I Collect Heads: "TODAY I STABBED A RABBIT"
Let it be SUNG: and i got so fed up i was like are you stupid
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: dear diary:
Let it be SUNG: my jar of kitten heads is almost full!
I Collect Heads: LMAO
Let it be SUNG: im going to give it to that pretty girl down the street and maybe she'll like me.
Let it be SUNG: if that doesnt work ill just stab her and have sex with her
Let it be SUNG: im such a lady's man

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:31:04 GMT

I could go on forever about a certain guy I hate. He's pretty much the only thing in the whole fucking world that can make me feel bad about myself and angry and jealous.

I hate him..but I can't really...

..but I seriously do so I'm going to hell RRAAAAAAAAGE

I heard it thru the corn maze

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:27:27 GMT

Okay so my manager and friend and I went to Pierce College last night to do the haunted house + haunted corn maze.

So the haunted house was kinda scary..Mostly loud. Like we would point out really funny things so we weren't super scared. But when we first went in we were really confused because the theme was like...techno music army neon rave...or something...I didn't get it. And this zombie soldier kept following me around trying to scare me and he popped out of somewhere suddenly and screamed I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR and I'm jus' like THAT IISSN'T FEEAAARR and he finally gave me a sad disgusted look and walked away in defeat. Also there was a tiny little grim reaper trying to scare us and my manger who is like 6'3" is like aawww he's little (the guy was like 5'0") and we're all like aawwww and the reaper got all upset and went I'M NOT SMALL I'M FUN-SIZED and I felt bad cuz it actually sounded pretty upset lol... And a wall popped out at us and I started freak dancing with it.

Also I had hearing problems last night. One of the scary peoples said my manager was "jumpy" but I didn't hear that. First I heard chubby and I was like Corey he's callin' you chubby and then he screamed JUMPY! but I still heard "dumpy" and I'm like what does dumpy even mean??

We went to the corn maze which I remembered scaring me more than the haunted house last year. We go in and at first the people are trying super hard to scare us, and when I get nervous I talk a lot so I started telling stories. Well...the employees there trying to scare us got so caught up in my stories they didn't even try to scare us after a while. It started out when someone called me something (I dont remember what) and when I repeated it back he said NO! I SAID ______ and I was like oh that's the second time that's happened someone called my manager dumpy but I don't know what that means and he was just like "...I don't know either". Then they started following me when I was talking about my car accident. They were trying to be creepy like WEHEHEHEH DID ANYONE DIE and I'm like "naw it wasn't bad it was like a sandwich..like one of those oreos where it's two white cookies then black filling" and one guy pops out of the corn and is like "an uh-oh oreo" and I'm all like YEAH!!

And as I kept telling stories the more people would follow me. When I was talking about how I didn't get the haunted house's theme they were all like YEAH THAT PLACE SUCKS THE CORN MAZE IS AWESOME WE'RE OUT HERE IN THE FIELD MAN! and of course they were still trying to be creepy, but like halfway thru this girl who was supposed to scare us just came out and all plainly is like "I know right it totally sucks" LOL. By the time we were almost done I had 7 employees following me responding to my stories and I was walking backwards and no one was even trying to scare us really. One of them wanted a hug. And he was like GOT YOUR SOUL and I was like GOT YOUR VIRGINITY and he started laughing (aw so out of character)

Also I proposed making a movie called Cornantine (Like Quarantine) where we get trapped in the corn maze and turn into zombies and all the employees were like FUCK YEAH!

And I told a chainsaw guy at the end of the maze and he was like "that's dumb" and went back into the corn lol

When I got out I said "That's stupid I paid $20 to get scared, not make friends. I can pay anyone $20 to be my friend"

That was my night of terror

It started out deep

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:32:33 GMT

baseballrunner76: i cant remember the last time ive been truly happy
Let it be SUNG: lrn2happy
baseballrunner76: but i believe that if i began working out again i'd reach that state agian
baseballrunner76: again
Let it be SUNG: :3
baseballrunner76: again again again
baseballrunner76: bird bird bird
Let it be SUNG: i cant picture myself ever not being happy
baseballrunner76: AGAIN AGAIN I LOVE REPETITION
Let it be SUNG: im too optimistic to stop
Let it be SUNG: AGAIN LAD AGAIN
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: i mean ive reached stages in my life where ive just been unhappy
Let it be SUNG: confused
Let it be SUNG: just not sure what to do and shit
Let it be SUNG: but there's too much in life to appreciate
Let it be SUNG: every time i think i ought to be unhappy about something
Let it be SUNG: i remember the world's alright. you just can never forget what's awesome about life. it's better to just think about the good things about life you can count on your fingers than the factory full of bad things about it
baseballrunner76: but then someone dies
Let it be SUNG: you could go on forever about minor bad things but just count on your hand what's worth being happy about. even if for you it's just stuff like movies you love and your friends and family and whatever you like
Let it be SUNG: hey
baseballrunner76: i swear to god if someone i love dies soon then i dont know what ill do
Let it be SUNG: if that guy David can go on
Let it be SUNG: David told me straight up completely serious, he doesnt fear death. after his father's death, it hurt but it changed him
Let it be SUNG: he doesn't want to be destructive. he wants to keep going on. he said to me
Let it be SUNG: he made me realize there's no time to dick around. im becoming a pilot and im going on with life
Let it be SUNG: the world doesnt stop for anything and im still on it
baseballrunner76: ugh i fear death so much
baseballrunner76: its gonna suck when im dead
baseballrunner76: ill never get to feel a state of consiousness again
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: that's deep
baseballrunner76: thatll really be obnoxious
baseballrunner76: i cant even comprehend it
Let it be SUNG: death is too much to think about
Let it be SUNG: dont fill your head with what ifs
Let it be SUNG: they've made me miserable before
Let it be SUNG: what ifs are stupid and not real. death'll come at some point to everyone but it isnt here now
Let it be SUNG: be happy now and sad when it happens
baseballrunner76: true
Let it be SUNG: dont be sad people will die. everyone will die.
Let it be SUNG: be sad when they do actually die then go on. and my rabbi always says dont be sad at funerals. be happy to honor their memory. take something good you remember about the person and honor it
Let it be SUNG: the last funeral i went to he wanted everyone to tell some sort of good story about the person
baseballrunner76: if someone close to me like a parents dies prematurely
baseballrunner76: im going to move into the wilderness
baseballrunner76: ive decided
Let it be SUNG: haha
Let it be SUNG: creepy
baseballrunner76: and seclude myself indefinitely
baseballrunner76: no way
Let it be SUNG: what's a premature death lol
baseballrunner76: i dont want to be around society anymore at that point
baseballrunner76: like not of old age
Let it be SUNG: i hate when people refer to it as dying of old age
Let it be SUNG: you dont die from being old you die 'cause at some point stuff starts failing but there's no definite age it should happen
Let it be SUNG: no one died cuz they got old they died cuz something stopped working
Let it be SUNG: and it sucks when that happens when they're young
baseballrunner76: ya
Let it be SUNG: but when it's your time it's your time i dont think there's such thing premature death i think there's such thing as dying young though. and that's never fair. but the term premature death is like...an oxymoron or something
baseballrunner76: hm thats true though
baseballrunner76: like i guess you cant die just of old age
Let it be SUNG: cuz when you die you die..there's no like..definite age or ..anything
baseballrunner76: with that in mind, what if some day in the future
baseballrunner76: we can make it so people can live forever
baseballrunner76: in the way that
baseballrunner76: they're constantly given new fresh organs
baseballrunner76: to sustain them
baseballrunner76: that would kick serious ass
Let it be SUNG: people wont want to live forever trust me
Let it be SUNG: my dad and i had this discussion once
Let it be SUNG: doctors and scientists are supposed to do all they can to improve life BUT
baseballrunner76: well to be honest, maybe not forever, but most certainly a hundred years longer than normal
baseballrunner76: that would be significant.
Let it be SUNG: if they get to the point where everyone can live forever
Let it be SUNG: they're obligated to give people treatment but at the same time
Let it be SUNG: if people can live forever
Let it be SUNG: the earth will be overpopulated
Let it be SUNG: it'd cost lots and lots to keep living
Let it be SUNG: stuff like that
Let it be SUNG: so they would have to decide who can live and who can die
Let it be SUNG: they'd have to play god
Let it be SUNG: but technically they're obligated to treat you if youre dying
Let it be SUNG: in any way they can
Let it be SUNG: so how do you make that decision
baseballrunner76: haha ya
Let it be SUNG: which is why it's good and bad they're getting to the point they can keep you living forever
baseballrunner76: but eventually I'm sure we'll migrate to other planets
baseballrunner76: or space stations even
baseballrunner76: if the human race lasts long enough, at least
baseballrunner76: and doesnt end any day now like Religulous predicts
baseballrunner76: lol
Let it be SUNG: i mean...they could keep making and replacing organs from cloing and shit..forever. they could keep you alive forever at some point..but we cant do that or else we'll have way too many people alive
Let it be SUNG: which is why we shouldnt play the hand of god
Let it be SUNG: we have to let there be a cycle
Let it be SUNG: our cycle is painful and it isnt fair
Let it be SUNG: and it cant be explained but it makes life more meaningful
Let it be SUNG: someone is alive and they've touched us and they die and we go on and we touch someone else and it never ends. and death makes everything more meaningful
baseballrunner76: ya
Let it be SUNG: the coolest poem i ever read was about not fearing death and it was about a guy saying think about this. when you die you are equal to any king or royalty plain and simple. youre burried in the same dirt and you grow with them, you become part of nature and continue to grow in the earth and feed life, and the world keeps turning whether or not youre on earth
Let it be SUNG: and he said something like your life really doesnt mean much to anyone but you because when we die we're all equal.
Let it be SUNG: i think ive gotten over death somewhat
Let it be SUNG: i really dont know what id do if someone close to me died
baseballrunner76: lol thats deep and fascinating but
baseballrunner76: ill still always have a fear of death
baseballrunner76: i dont think itll ever ever change
baseballrunner76: because i couldnt bare to not be alive
Let it be SUNG: you cant really take away that fear
Let it be SUNG: unless you got thru some experience that changes it i guess
Let it be SUNG: i have a lot of friends who are afraid of death
Let it be SUNG: but still. at least dont let it control your life
Let it be SUNG: shouldnt be afraid of something that cant be avoided
Let it be SUNG: i myself dont fear dying
Let it be SUNG: but..i dont know what im gonna do when my parents are gone
Let it be SUNG: i feel like i could handle it better after im well into my 20s or 30s
Let it be SUNG: but if one of them were to go right now or in a few years
baseballrunner76: yaa
Let it be SUNG: i just dont know what id do
Let it be SUNG: id have to go on and figure out a way to go on
Let it be SUNG: id be..so sad for a long time
Let it be SUNG: but what can ya do
baseballrunner76: i hate even thinking about it
Let it be SUNG: crying makes you feel better for a while. being sad wont change anything
Let it be SUNG: i know right
Let it be SUNG: it's depressing
Let it be SUNG: that's why im saying
Let it be SUNG: death is too heavy and beyond anything to even be on your mind
baseballrunner76: yep yepp
Let it be SUNG: just keep it out of your mind and live
baseballrunner76: gah
baseballrunner76: i just like singing
Let it be SUNG: when it comes that's it and be aware it will come but that doesnt mean think about it all the time and be paranoid about it
Let it be SUNG: singing
Let it be SUNG: SINGING
Let it be SUNG: SINGING
Let it be SUNG: NIGGER
Let it be SUNG: bye

Hot rainfall made of magma melts Alaska and in icy Argentine they say now I've seen it all

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:42:25 GMT

MOAR OEKAKI

:| I'm doing Becca's dog at the moment. This one's gonna take a while because she has really shaggy fur (Becca does not the dog. Jaykay)

Also if you want me to draw a dog for you post a mothafuckin pic so I can do it. DO IT FAGGOT

Mmmm

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:33:48 GMT

I've been doing a lot of oekaki lately. A lot more laid back drawings and sketches cuz the pressure of my portfolio's off. I've rediscovered my love of doing oekaki, it's fucking fun

yeeesss

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:50:32 GMT

I Collect Heads: omg there is the cutest little boy here
I Collect Heads: maybe 5 or 6
Let it be SUNG: better than the one who was an old man?
I Collect Heads: and he picked out juicy couture glasses
I Collect Heads: in pink and purle
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: okay
Let it be SUNG: he's my fav
I Collect Heads: with little cherries on em
Let it be SUNG: oommggg
Let it be SUNG: natalie steal him for me and mail him to me
I Collect Heads: dude
I Collect Heads: serious i show you
I Collect Heads: the glasses
I Collect Heads: ah they are too new to be online
Let it be SUNG: lol
I Collect Heads: im sorry they are purple and green
I Collect Heads: with little cherries
Let it be SUNG: oh snap
Let it be SUNG: god
Let it be SUNG: that's fantastic
Let it be SUNG: is the kid gonna get em
I Collect Heads: and a juicy couture banner on the sides
Let it be SUNG: he better
I Collect Heads: the kid is..6
Let it be SUNG: just give em to him
I Collect Heads: lol
I Collect Heads: his mom was totally going to let him
I Collect Heads: was kinda trying to detour him
I Collect Heads: but over all she was like if you are sure
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: omfg
I Collect Heads: cos i guess the kids at school smashed his other pair
Let it be SUNG: ultimate
I Collect Heads: i was like..they are cute
I Collect Heads: this is the same kid
I Collect Heads: that last time he came in
I Collect Heads: was like
I Collect Heads: i want harry potter glasses..

I Collect Heads: and left with these HUGE round glasses
Let it be SUNG: LOL
Let it be SUNG: and kids broke them!?
Let it be SUNG: that's awful
I Collect Heads: yeah
I Collect Heads: =O(
Let it be SUNG: go beat the shit out of those kids natalie
Let it be SUNG: this kid's with ME now
I Collect Heads: i want to
I Collect Heads: i love this kid
I Collect Heads: hes too fucking cute
I Collect Heads: and he wants girl glasses
Let it be SUNG: he can be our adopted 3rd world country baby
I Collect Heads: lmao

okay

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:37:40 GMT

not a sad sack today

my god

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:10:05 GMT

I just miss them more and more as every day goes by

I really am a sad sack!

Christ

Wed, 28 May 2008 08:02:13 GMT

Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
in fact im under the impression you put on a my mom costume and came over here to tell me yourself
Hizke says:
Ahaha
Hizke says:
if I did that I couldn't stand resisting and would have thrown off my costume
Hizke says:
'cause being so close to you makes me so mnmmcrazy
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
LoL I probably would have ripped off my erin costume to reveal that im wearing a jeff costume underneath my skin because im such a big fan all the time always forever
Hizke says:
Aha
Hizke says:
then I'd rip off my jeff costume and reveal that I was wearing a horse costume 'cause I'd forgotten I'd put it on
Hizke says:
then it would be real awkward
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
LOL I thought you said HOUSE costume and i was gonna say
Hizke says:
Aha
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
OH GOD IF YOU WERE HOUSE I'D JUMP YOUR BONES SO FAST
Hizke says:
hugh laurie
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
hellya
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
and after you rip off that costume and reveal you're a horse -
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
then it'll jump out from the back revealing i was the behind the entire time!
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
then the gang from scooby doo will rip off my mask to reveal it's old man jenkins
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
!!!
Hizke says:
L O L
Hizke says:
then my mind would be bent from time paradox
Beat-Rice [Erin] says:
then it would be paradox time and i'd be like no dad no! then i'd wake up and be like oh god what an awful dream! and you'd roll over and moan and then see me there and scream then wake up and say oh god what an awful dream!!! and then youd roll over and see that horse there and the horse would say jeff baby what's wrong and you'd say nothin' go back to sleep
Hizke says:
L O L

Let's face it

Tue, 27 May 2008 04:23:30 GMT

I'm always either hungry or horny.

A STATE OF EMOTION COMMOTION

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:33:18 GMT

[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
I dont understand pictures people draw of crocodiles crying over steve irwin
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
shouldnt they draw pictures of the crocs partying and getting drunk
BBH says:
LOL
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
with big banners that say FUCK YAH
BBH says:
i--guess so
BBH says:
LOL
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
why would crocodiles be sad that steve irwin died
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
that would be like...a bunch of jews being sad when hitler died
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
what the fuck
BBH says:
LOLOL
BBH says:
but steve didnt burn them and starve them and shit
BBH says:
on them
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
and hitler didn't wrestle us and hold his babies over our mouths
BBH says:
yes he did
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
oh right
BBH says:
anywa
BBH says:
steve was cooler than hitler fo sho
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
I dunno, Hitler opened a wild Jew park in australia
BBH says:
really
[Erin] Beatrice Kiddo says:
no not really he just killed us all until he was swimming and an israeli stabbed him in the heart with its nose
BBH says:
im sorry

AMIRITE?!

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:00:35 GMT

lmao I love setting trends.

Baseballrunner76: MI NOMBRE ES FREEDOM, PERRO
Let it be SUNG: o shi u righ
Let it be SUNG: AMIRITE?
Baseballrunner76: NOLUHMAYO BUT AMIRITE?

Let it be SUNG: in the face with your energy legs
ZOMBBH: MENERGY
ZOMBBH: sounds
ZOMBBH: KI.N.K.Y
ZOMBBH: amirite?

Let it be SUNG: you know what I mean
Let it be SUNG: AMIRITE?!
CuteLiLpIxIe87: o shi u ri!

One nite Of Luv: im tired
One nite Of Luv: AMIRIGHT
One nite Of Luv: RITE...*
Let it be SUNG: ....You killed it
Let it be SUNG: I've lost faith in humanity.

Error [+] says:
but i want ice cream
Sir Erin [69] says:
dude fuck ya me too
Error [+] says:
...AMIRITE?! DDDD:

xx SARRAA: amirite
Let it be SUNG: o shi u righ
xx SARRAA: **AMIRITE
Let it be SUNG: YOU ARE RIGHT.
Let it be SUNG: I UNDERSTAND NOW, YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
xx SARRAA: NICE

Let it be SUNG: school is for fat people amirite
Let it be SUNG: we're too fat and too rich for that
ImABFlowersVctim: o shi ur rite

Sir Erin [69] says:
and I'm always like yah two girls reading a book on lesbian sex together that's normal amirite
Liz says:
Lol!! ohshiurite?

And this one for the lulz

Error [+] says:
nigger
Error [+] says:
i always wanted to say
Error [+] says:
tat
Sir Erin [69] says:
HONK HONK
Sir Erin [69] says:
nigger's my middle name.
Sir Erin [69] says:
my full name is Beatrice Erin Rebecca Nigger Bending Schwarz Rodrigez

Simple X

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:11:58 GMT

She didn't write, she didn't call
It didn't cross your mind at all

Greek

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:30:19 GMT

I'm going to Hawaii in three days dawgs.

And remember the superstitious emblem to protect me from a plane crash.

"To save our lives you've got to envision the fiery crash, it's just a formality"

HATE -
Erin Schwarz

[fin]

Alright here's the down low.....

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:34:21 GMT

Siigghh....Ok so I got sick last Friday...It started with a simple sore throat. Eventually, by Sunday, that sore throat turned into a cold. Monday, the cold got worse and turned into a fever. Tuesday, woke up with fever and throwing up. Wednesday, fever gone, still barfing. And today, my stomach has settled and I'm prettymuch better.

So here's what happened: Yesterday I went to the doctor to see what was going on. I thought it was the stomach flu, I was actually almost sure it was.

So I go in and the doctor checks me out and immediatly knows it isn't the stomach flu, but I got the normal flu first then contracted a stomach virus or bacteria. So I got two things at once which just totally fucked my body up.

So I haven't eaten since Monday night because I can't hold anything down. My doctor said my stomach shrank, my blood pressure is low, blah blah blah. But I'm not feeling sick now, and I thought I could go back to school today but my stomach was still not right.

So I'll go tomorrow.

Oh yeah, and I gave the stomach virus to my dad who is now going through what I just went through.

Whoops.